My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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