i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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