So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
drinking out of a sandbucket again
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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