yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
