Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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