And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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