Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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