I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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