She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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