Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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