He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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