What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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