why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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