True but thats because hes a fetus.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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