only if we run a train.
done.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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