We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Randomize
