I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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