Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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