I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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