How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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