I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
