He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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