I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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