You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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