"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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