They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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