i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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