College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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