You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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