so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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