Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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