I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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