Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
