That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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