Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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