when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
