? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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