she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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