Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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