i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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