One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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