shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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