try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Randomize
