Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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