well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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