now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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