I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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