i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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