the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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