Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
sex in a hospital.. check
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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