Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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