Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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