I heard we made out
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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