Me. At least after what I've been through.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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