Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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