Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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